I tell the lady I want a small, no vegetable, beef lo mein.
And the lady looks at me for a second and says, “You want a small or large? Large? Okay.”
And I look at her like, lolnofuckyou. “No, I said small.”
Bitch tried to fucking give me a large just cause she knew I was high, fuck you, you gold digging whore.
She was nidging her friend and her friend was like yeah bitch I fuckin know this kid is high as a fucking kite, you don’t gotta be nudging me a million times. I thought they were gonna like do some crazy karate, sumo wrestler, jun-jitso type shit up in there. It was crazy.
Does anyone want to dance, I just…I really want to dance right now..